When we started dating 5 years ago, I was so excited. I was a 15 year old sophomore in high school and you were my first boyfriend. Our relationship was adorable. We were like a tiny married couple and did everything together. Then stuff got side tracked…we suddenly weren’t together anymore. For 9…
Story time….
Once upon a time there lived a prince named Connor who reigned from the Kingdom of Mackland. He lived an average life until one-day fate crossed his path with a beautiful princess, named Tara, who came from the land of Steeleopolis. The two quickly fell in love and planned to spend the rest of eternity together. However, one-day the prince’s court of advisors told him about a new land full of riches just waiting to be obtained. Against his better judgment, the prince set off to find this land. He promised his princess that he would shortly return to her, but sadly this did not turn out to be so. The prince got stranded at sea for months while searching for this new land. When he finally reached land he found himself in a dark and twisted land full of evil and awful witches. These were no ordinary witches; they were the world’s most foul and disgusting creatures full of hatred. The worst of the witches came from the terrible realm known as Decaturville. These witches used their evil magic to imprison the prince in order to keep him for themselves. The prince was held captive for many years but every day he thought about the princess he loved back home and how he could not wait to be reunited with the girl he loved with all of his heart. Finally, one-day, the prince was able to free himself from the evil witches! He slayed them all so no man would ever have to bare with gazing upon the ugliest and most gruesome creatures to ever walk the Earth. He quickly sailed back to his homeland to be with his princess once again. When the prince finally arrived back to his land he found that his beloved princesses had, herself, been taken captive. A gigantic and terrible Troll was holding her! The prince’s love for the princess was so strong that he was able to muster up the strength in order to defeat the awful, and disgusting, troll and save his princess! The two were once again able to be together and give one another their love. The couple quickly got married and established their new kingdom far away from all the evil that had kept them apart for so long. They loved each other with love stronger than that the world hath ever seen before, and therefore….they lived happily ever after!
